Monday, May 3, 2010

Every teachers worst nightmare.

Think about it.  What is the worst possible thing a kid could do in the middle of class?  Get in a fight?  Say a bad word?  There is one thing that takes the cake.  Vomit.   Today a girl threw up all over herself.  In the middle of class.  It was so disgusting, and I had to be the one that went to help her.  Maybe if it was my own kid's vomit it would be easier, but she is not mine, she's big, and her puke was disgusting.  I sent her with another girl to go clean herself up.  

About 20 minutes later the cleaning lady asked me how long she was going to be down stairs hanging out.  My kids were in Social Studies with their social studies teacher so I really hadn't noticed she had gone back to class.  I went down stairs and she was sitting in the cleaning area without her shirt or her skirt.  She wasn't naked, but she wasn't clothed either!  

I just looked at her and started laughing and just couldn't stop.  She started laughing too as did all of the other cleaning ladies.  The whole thing was just hilarious.  I went to the store to get her a uniform because she couldn't put the other clothes back on.  When I brought her the uniform she said, "Aww , Wow Miss McNerney, you bought these for me?"  "Actually," I told her, "you just bought them."  hahaha.  We both had a good laugh again before I left her there to change.  

She didn't want to go home because she said she wasn't really sick.  She had just choked on her spit and then vomited to be able to breathe.  I don't know what kind of kid she is, because I am always looking for a ticket to leave school early, and she surely had hers!

1 comment:

Molly said...

That is so disgusting! Totally my fear! On the first day of school, vomiting is one of my rules. If you think you're going to throw up, then GET OUT!